[Guangxi 3 Days] The tour guide is like camouflage uniforms, and the answers are all in a joke

Less than three hours on the high-speed train from Guangzhou South Railway Station, I arrived at Guilin West Railway Station. After leaving the station, I saw a handsome guy in camouflage uniform holding a white paper with a name on it to pick up the station. Everyone is very sensitive to their own name. I saw my name at a glance. He told me to go to the front to find a green bus with license plate number XXXX. I found the bus successfully with my luggage. There were only a few people after getting on the bus. I finally didn't have to sit in the last row. With the wish of giving up the front seat to the elderly, I deliberately sit in the back seat in the middle.

People got on the bus one after another. After waiting for about 10 minutes, many people got on the bus. The car was full. It was estimated that there were more than 40 people in the entire group.

He got on the bus in camouflage clothes and introduced his surname as Li, a tour guide, and his Mandarin was very standard. Judging from his clothes and tone of speech, his parents were probably cadres who had gone south to work for work. He said that this group is a group with a total of 43 people. Not only from Guangzhou, but also from Chaoshan, Huizhou, Zhongshan and other places. It is the Guangdong group. He has been leading the Guangdong group this month, and the entire Guangxi is occupied by you Guangdong tourists, because people in Guangdong Province can enjoy free tickets with their ID cards.

He said: "Before leaving, I sent text messages to every family and asked everyone to confirm their replies (he read the text messages he sent), but there were four or five people who didn't reply." He actually announced the names of the people who didn't reply to his text messages (of course, not me). This was a bit like being named and criticized by a teacher for doing something wrong in elementary and middle school. As a result, I heard someone plead that they didn't receive the text message,"Didn't receive it? That's impossible. After I sent it, I checked it again to make sure it was sent successfully. Okay, this matter is over, let's not talk about it."

The camouflage uniform added: "I am the leader of your three-day tour. I will not talk endlessly. I will only tell you the important things. When I explain, I hope you will listen carefully and don't want me to talk on it above. You are below. laugh and laugh loudly or watch other videos. When I'm finished, you should also lower your voice when communicating, and turn down the volume of the videos to not affect others."

These words really win my heart and suit my wishes very well! Every time I go out to travel with a group, I am drowned by the loud voices of the aunts as soon as I get on the bus. I often can't even hear the tour guide's explanation. I feel bored and annoyed. No tour guide has ever cared about them. This time, a tour guide finally made requests to the tourists.

Therefore, during the three-day trip, as long as I sat in the car, there was basically no loud noise or the harsh laughter of other videos. The uncles and aunts performed very well.

On the last day of the trip, almost all of them were self-funded projects. Most people originally went to Yao Mountain, but because the weather suddenly became cold and rainy, everyone was very hesitant.

The camouflage uniform said that Guilin had a different tune in the rain. Unexpectedly, everyone was shivering with the cold because they didn't bring winter clothes. Two group members were still walking with blankets. Seeing that everyone didn't respond, the camouflage uniform said that we should think about it.

Camouflage clothes took everyone to the Silk Museum first. Amei (Guangxi cannot call young women miss. The title of miss is insulting, so you can only call them Amei or Ajie), brainwashed me. I never knew that Guilin also produced silk. Their explanation was that labor was expensive in Jiangsu and Zhejiang. In order to help the poor, industries were transferred, Jiangsu and Zhejiang helped the poor and moved the sericulture industry to Guilin, so now Guilin also produces silk. Then everyone followed Ah Mei to the supermarket to see the silk quilt. The supermarket was made up of houses after houses. The price of the silk quilt was reduced from a few thousand yuan per set (four-piece set) to about 2,000 yuan. In addition, she sent several pieces, so many people were tempted and kept bargaining with Ah Mei. Ah Mei also invited the female manager, so she lowered the price a little, which was a routine!

Someone wanted to go out. His camouflage uniform looked at his mobile phone at the door and said casually: "Look again, it's not time yet."

It took three hours in this hypermarket, and it was almost lunchtime when we were finally released.

When I got into the car, there were only about a dozen people in the car. Soon I saw some group members coming out carrying quilts.

I asked Jieyang Sister sitting with me: "You didn't buy it?"

She said: "No, I have enough quilts at home. After living for decades, I deeply feel that there is no problem with having more money. I can put it in the bank without taking up space. There is too much stuff and there is no place to put it. I went to Thailand more than 20 years ago. I bought a lot of things, but now I can see that only gold has not devalued. Other latex pillow mattresses and so on have been thrown away."

"It's okay to have more money." She said it like a classic.

The camouflage clothes got on the bus and said that they were taking us to a rural buffet. The price was 30 yuan per person. The variety was very rich. In your Guangzhou, where can we find a 30-yuan buffet? Before they could finish speaking, they came to everyone's seat to collect the meal fee. It was better to swipe WeChat to pay.

While driving, it became sunny. The camouflage uniform said: It doesn't rain anymore. You can go to Yao Mountain. Take the cable car up there for 90 yuan and a round trip. You can see the panoramic view of Guilin. It's not bad.

I was afraid of heights, and I usually didn't take a cable car unless I had to. I learned that the cable car was open with only one stool and ventilated on all sides, so I was even more afraid and decided not to go.

Everyone said to decide after lunch.

I went to a large ethnic restaurant for dinner. The area should be five to six hundred square meters. The layout was very ethnic and the variety was very rich. There were all dry and wet ones, hot and cold ones. I knew sweet potato taro rice dumplings grilled fish, Guilin rice noodles, Guangxi Lei tea rice dumplings, rice dumplings, etc., I don't eat much anyway.

this isLei tea, also known as Sansheng Tang, is a specialty food. It started in the Han Dynasty and flourished in the Ming and Qing Dynasties. There are rice, peanuts, sesame seeds, mung beans, salt, tea leaves, litsea cubeba, ginger, etc. It is mashed into a paste with a bowl, rinsed with boiling water, and mixed well. Add fried rice to make it fragrant and delicious.

Before leaving the restaurant, he asked me in camouflage clothes alone: "Sister, are you not going to Yao Mountain?" I can't answer. I'm really afraid of heights." He told me that there was no need to be afraid at all. The mountain was only 900 meters high, but I still shook my head.

Get on the bus and introduce Yao Mountain again. The cable car goes straight to the top of the mountain. The panoramic view of Guilin can be seen on the top of the mountain. If you are lucky, you can see a large reclining Buddha. If it rains again, it will rain for you, so don't worry.

More than a dozen group members have paid the money.

When we arrived at Yao Mountain, the facilities were really simple. There was no other way to go up the mountain except by taking the cable car. Do you want to exercise and climb the mountain? No way! It's strange, why is there no way up the mountain just to make money for the cable car?

You need to queue up to ride the cable car. I specially looked at the cable car next to the people in line. I felt a sense of fear spontaneously. It was just a stool, and all around it was ventilated. I could only step on a front baffle with both feet. There are handrails on both sides, and two people share a cable car. Although the speed is not fast, it is still shocking.

The surroundings of Yao Mountain were very desolate and there was no place to go. I took a few random pictures, and the distant view showed the peak of Guilin's mountain.

The tank at the entrance of the scenic area is unknown for what purpose.

The woods at the foot of the mountain are lush and lush.

An hour later, the group members taking the cable car came down. One of them said in Cantonese: "It was freezing until it flew, the wind was very strong, and I couldn't see anything. I went up and urinated and came down!"

It made us laugh.

The online description of Yao Mountain is as follows: Yao Mountain is located in the eastern suburbs of Guilin City, 8 kilometers away from the city center, and its main peak is 909.3 meters above sea level. It is the highest mountain in Guilin City. It is named after the Temple of Emperor Yao was built on the mountain during the Zhou and Tang Dynasties.

Yao Mountain is famous for its unpredictable and colorful four-time scenery. You can take a sightseeing cableway directly to the top of Yao Mountain. Looking southeast from the top of the mountain, you can see the huge natural reclining Buddha, just like Sakyamuni sleeping on a lotus leaf, this is the largest natural reclining Buddha discovered so far. It is said that as long as you climb Yao Mountain, the emperor witnesses you and the reclining Buddha protects you, you will be safe and good luck will follow you all your life.

Hahaha, I secretly laughed, fortunately I wasn't fooled this time.

We got on the bus again. At the last stop, our camouflage clothes were taking us to the supermarket. On the bus, he said that he would leave Guilin in the afternoon and should bring some specialties home, especially those that didn't go to Yao Mountain. So he began to recommend perfumes, longan meat, grosveno, Guilin fish and other specialties, and also showed samples to everyone. They were 100 yuan for 4 packs and 120 yuan for 4 bottles of perfume, just to give the driver and his little hard work. So most of the group members scanned his QR code and paid. Sister Jieyang didn't buy anything. She said that they could go to the hospital with medical certificates to obtain them, such as longan meat and wolfberry. When I heard this, I knew that she was a retired civil servant.

When we arrived at the supermarket, we asked the supermarket to help him complete the things we bought. When we came out of the supermarket, we sat in the camouflage clothes next to the checkout counter and handed us the things we bought, and he then checked the paper.

The bus took us to Guilin High-speed Railway Station, where we said goodbye to our camouflage uniforms and driver.

Travel cannot be separated from a guide who guides the way. The guide has his own camouflage for guidance. No matter what his or her answer is, it is just like guiding the way forward and on the road of life. The plot of the TV series "The Romance of the Three Kingdoms" suddenly appeared in my mind, and the main melody lyrics of the series rang in my ears. This lyrics come from Yang Shen's "Linjiang Immortal·Rolling Yangtze River Flowing East" in the Ming Dynasty:

The rolling Yangtze River passes eastward, and the waves wash away heroes. Success or failure will turn around. The green mountains are still there, and the sunset is red several times.
On the white-haired fisherman and woodcutter river, I am accustomed to watching the autumn moon and spring breeze. A pot of turbid wine is a pleasure to meet. Many things in ancient and modern times are talked about with laughter.

The tour guide is like camouflage uniforms, so you can laugh at the answers!

（2843 2021/1/11）